I have decided, I want to have a complete mental breakdown.
The movies make it seem so good.
These people get a lot of flowers, stuffed animals, and warm words. Now they are in nice jackets and everything but that limits wardrobe choices. Anything to make life easier for the mentally unstable.
Another perk to having a mental breakdown. The new life choices that result are always ideal movie material. I could hop on the reality tv craze and make millions.
Then, when I have gotten things back together, the fame and money will go to my head and I'll shave my head. Or do Britney one better and do something even crazier.
That would be the life. . . ish.
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