Dear BYU-I, Facebook advertisements, and Junk Email,
I would like to take just a moment and explain to you something of grave importance. I am not diseased. I am single. Not diseased.
Furthermore, I would appreciate a reduction in the references to marriage, finding Christian singles near me (Thank you facebook, really, I live in Rexburg. They aren't hard to find), and to find my soulmate through online dating services. I am doing just fine. I love my life the way it is right now. I am far too selfish for a relationship.
Thank you for your concerns but stop.
Sincerely,
Single and Loving It
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you basically rock my socks :)
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